period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
esbatm: I really hope one day to have this...
So I got extremely sunburned everywhere at Pride yesterday and now my nipples hurt. Like a lot. They weren’t exposed but the top sides of my breasts got hella burned. Could the two be related?
Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.
fortressofself: susie-derkins: drrrrom: obiwanjakoby: royalhylian: i can dig creepy lets see what you can do Booooyaaaaaa get creepy Won’t even be creepy. yall never get creepy enough
Everyone should go to San Francisco Pride at least...
Spent the day taking pictures with people with my best friends. Were like celebrities.